The Gumlinks
I am a cow and my name is Margaret.
I am a cub chewing animal.
Scientifically we are called ruminants.
Recent scientific explorations have verified
that ruminants do not chew cubs,
which mankind has believed for
What they really chew is gum.
That's why cows and
look so blissful when they chew.
Scientists therefore nowadays call
cub chewing animals
gum chewing animals.
In order to have a more modern name,
scientists have renamed the hole species
from ruminants to gumlinks.
My favorite leisure is dancing.
Dancing ballet.
......this story is out of course - help!