The Gumlinks
I am a cow and my name
is Margaret.
I am a cub chewing animal.
Scientifically we are
called ruminants.
Recent scientific explorations
have verified
that ruminants do not
chew cubs,
which mankind has believed
for
centuries.
What they really chew
is gum.
That's why cows and
look so blissful when
they chew.
Scientists therefore nowadays
call
cub chewing animals
gum chewing animals.
In order to have a more
modern name,
scientists have renamed
the hole species
from ruminants to gumlinks.
My favorite leisure is
dancing.
Dancing ballet.